Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better
too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds
- police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
- me: not with that attitude
ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. laugh as you put your clothes back on. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.
some ppls urls r so stupid smh
text posts are like children
you delete the ones that dont succeed
how did people think before languages
imagine if giraffes had 2 legs
That just looks like the front view of a giraffe.
oh well excuse me princess do u need a sideview of it prancing through nature
Having a crush on someone hotter and cooler than you it’s like Brushing your teeth for 5 hours straight and then drinking 20 glasses of orange juice
Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives
- Class: 1+1=2
- Homework: 2x5=10
- Test: If Greg has 6 apples and eats one, calculate the sun's mass.