started from the bottom now we’re here
john oliver is really not fucking around
- baby: d-d-d-d
- dad: daddy?
- baby: destroy capitalism
- karl marx: nice
Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
- 1: i'd fuck u hard over a table
"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"